Okay, that report was from the UK....now do you US folks want to know what's wrong with your state? Massachusetts has blisters, apparently.
If there's something wrong with this data, I don't want to know about it. There is no such thing as strong coffee, only weak people.
I kid actually, the above study has all the normal problems of nutritional research. The Time write up did give me the quote of the week however:
Since the study was observational only, the authors couldn’t conclude that coffee drinking actually reduces death risk.
Moving on, the Pew Research Group started meta-analyzing their own analysis...with sad results.
On a perkier note, if you want to win your weekend geek-off, here's a (NSFW...sorta) guide to why Tesla > Edison...even with that whole pigeon thing.