Because I didn't get to it on Friday.
This is a sad way to start the week, apparently some little girl totally had my childhood (hell, adulthood) dream come true.
In other news, are sabermetrics coming to basketball?
This is fun: book covers with more honest titles. Gatsby renamed and shots at Howard Zinn? Gotta check it out.
Relatedly...what Dr Suess books are really about.
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