As a blogger, I suppose I shouldn't enjoy ads for newspapers, but this one was really clever:
From the Onion:
Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot
Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects. located in the blue area.
I'm headed to Salk Lake City for a conference in a few weeks. Glad I'm doing it in 2013 and not 1857, when it would have taken at least 3 weeks to get there.